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Recipe for a horror movie;
1. a house that is 150+ years old
2. house is large enough for 14 people yet one young newcomer to town lives in it all alone
3. proper wind channels for doors to blow open and closed
4. House is isolated in the woods to the extent I dont know where my nearest neighbor is
5. A tool shed full of sharp "weapons" located "just across the yard"
6. A plethora of nooks and crannies for creepy things to hide

Take note hollywood, my life it this point would make a great horror movie