F.Y.I.

My officemate Shane's chair now has exactly zero wheels on it. After somebody (whose name I cannot reveal for protection purposes) removed one wheel from Shanes' chair as a joke he thought he could be tricky and switch the broken chair with mine before I got back into the office. Unfortunately for him I was in on it from the beginning so realizing what he had done the only proper response I could think of was to switch the chairs back and remove all for wheels from his chair. Upon his return I plan on wheeling in circles around him laughing as he is defenseless and immobile.